only in animal crossing new leaf can you be bitten by a tarantula and warped to your house
in real life if you even see a tarantula you will burn down your house and move to a new town
only in animal crossing new leaf can you be bitten by a tarantula and warped to your house
in real life if you even see a tarantula you will burn down your house and move to a new town
Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!
Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.
THIS INFURIATES ME.
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Makes me so mad.
I’m about to kill someone
One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.
Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!
Getting real tired of your bullshit, Clark.
love this movie
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Homer Simpson is my life coach.
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“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”
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men who think their opinions on abortion matter
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Grow Food, Not Lawns.
In the UAE, so much water gets wasted to grow… well, grass. And yes, it looks pretty but that’s about it. Wouldn’t it be better to invest more in locally grown crops?
Honestly, i would LOVE to do this. But who the hell has time for this? If i didn’t work at wasn’t in college, i’d so do this without a doubt. I hope one day i can…..when my bf is rich and i dont needa work x___x lmao
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1. i have a lot of pets…geckos, cats, dogs, rats XD
2. i’m 20 and i have my 21 yr old friend buy me tequila with his permit ;D
3. i rather be a house wife and aspire my hobbies and interest then work my ass off to pay for college. But my bf isn’t rich yet so poop. So yeah…still working my ass off.
4. I’m addicted to twerking to the song Peanut Butter by RuPaul
5. I’m also addicted to playing animal crossing and obsessed with the idea of killing off all my towns people but sadly this isn’t the sims.
6. I put spiders in cups at work to scare my best friend who works with me and has a fear of spiders.
7. i’m a troubled artist who also suffers from some terrible writers block.
8. i have a persian cat addiction.
9. i enjoy doing natal chart readings for people
10. i love my boyfriend and plan on dragging his soul to hell with me.
i’m to sleepy to tag my favs, but you know who you are, including you glittergirlgg xD
This made me laugh harder than intended
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THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
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Jamie Foxx & Channing Tatum - (I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum